Spencer Pratt has finally made an honest woman of Heidi Montag - taking her up the aisle in California on Saturday 25th April.
It's hardly surprising that Speidi are applauding themselves
Barf.
Double barf.
That's right Mr Cameraman, get further away from the action. All this is making us queasy.
The Pratts seem to think this is some sort of royal wedding, as they overegg their stint at the top of the church's steps.
"How can I stay up here a bit longer?" Ponders Heidi.
